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i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever


i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me


microsoft word just autocorrected beyonce into beyoncé 

this is the definition of power and status


In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero


the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger