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i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

napoleonshaircut:

microsoft word just autocorrected beyonce into beyoncé 

this is the definition of power and status

pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger